Step 1: Apply for a job.
Step 2: Get said job.
Step 3: Physically qualify (medical and dental for austral summer, plus psychological for winter). Do lots of paperwork. Actually, this is like 30 steps, but you probably don’t want to hear about them all.
Step 4: Pack, unpack, repack, take some stuff out of your luggage, repack again, and still end up taking too much.
Step 5: Go to a lot of orientations and learn about riveting things like OSHA, Information Security, payroll, health insurance, waste procedures and New Zealand BioSecurity.
Step 6: Fly. A lot. Arrive in Christchurch.
Step 6.5: Sleep off the flight.
Step 7: Go to the clothing distribution center (CDC) and try on Emergency Cold Weather gear (ECW), which has been pre-sorted and neatly lined up in giant orange duffel bags just for you: big jackets, insulated overalls, clunky boots, neck gaiters, mittens, gloves, hats, long underwear of varying weights, socks, boot liners, and more. Exchange anything that doesn’t fit.
Step 8: Enjoy Christchurch a bit, (we got to go to the Rugby World Cup Expo, and then after we got here, the New Zealand All Blacks won!), see some beautiful scenery, or pretend to, and buy anything else you need.
Step 9: The next day, put on your gear and get on the plane.
Step 10: On arrival in McMurdo, get off the plane and onto another shuttle.
Step 11: Check out beautiful MacTown!